"His head just bumped into my foot. He's ok. Honest!"
First, everyone is ok. I really don't think there was a kick... that would be out of character. But it's totally funny that this was the argument posed to keep one child out of trouble. Seems totally reasonable to her that he's just willy nilly running around bumping his head into people's feet. Here I am making dinner and all the while innocent bystanders are having their feet attacked with his head. What a shame.